Funny sticker!

I saw this text on a sticker:


Heaven is Where:

The Police are British,
The Chefs are Italian,
The Mechanics are German,
The Lovers are French
and It's all organized by the Swiss.

Hell is Where:

The Police are German,
The Chefs are British,
The Mechanics are French,
The Lovers are Swiss
and It's all organized by the Italians